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The Start (November 2019)

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15/11/2019
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Unus Annus

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What would you do if you only had a year left to live? Would you squander the time you were given? Or would you make every second count?
15/11/2019
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Cooking with Sex Toys 12:42 Mark and Ethan start the first last day of their lives right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. A tool is useless in the wrong hands, so the boys start cooking the perfect breakfast with the right tools. Sex toys.
16/11/2019
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Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot 11:18 Mark and Ethan prepare their bodies for the afterlife with a Neti Pot Cleanse. This horrifying contraption is designed to clear the sinuses through the application of clean water and brute force.
17/11/2019
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Hot Dog'd to Death 11:18 The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame.
18/11/2019
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Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank 13:44 Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper understanding of one's self and the world as a whole. But they're expensive. So we made our own.
19/11/2019
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The Good Kind of Cupping  11:59 Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup to see if they can compete in the global cup arena.
20/11/2019
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The Bad Kind of Cupping  13:36 To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn't bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups. Mark and Ethan know nothing about it but are committed to trying it for and on themselves.
21/11/2019
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The Worst Kind of Cupping 10:17 It's been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet... and it's never been the same since. Mark and Ethan google deep to discover where they are now... Also Mark has never seen it...
22/11/2019
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Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls 7:30 It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it's coming for you all the same.
23/11/2019
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Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark 12:08 In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other's makeup in a pitch black room. Which one will get mascara in the eye?
24/11/2019
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Baby Hands Operation 8:29 Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives.
25/11/2019
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Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost 18:02 In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what you are about to see is disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
26/11/2019
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2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition 16:49 2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark's van very soon.
27/11/2019
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Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...) 12:24 Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.
28/11/2019
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Play-Doh Thanksgiving 10:35 Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that's fun to play with and not to eat! Don't eat Play-Doh. **Sorry for the audio issues! Life is full of mistakes you can never take back...**
29/11/2019

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Helium Therapy 14:55 As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark's friendship grows stronger.
30/11/2019
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Drawing Memes from Memory 10:53

These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our subconscious and reacting to each other's interpretations of said memes.

So Many Memories (December 2019)

Date  Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/12/2019
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1 Man 100

Accents

10:44 Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world.
2/12/2019
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An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die

9:44 A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and slightly scary ways. Can this A.I. predict how we will die?
3/12/2019
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Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond 15:09 Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.
4/12/2019
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The Chubby Gummy Challenge 11:57 Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as gross as you'd think.
5/12/2019
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We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It 15:34 Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.
6/12/2019
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Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room 25:25 Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet... THE COURTYARD.
7/12/2019
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Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat 6:41 The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark's precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel.
8/12/2019
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There's Still Hope... 2:27 The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we'll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe... just maybe, we'll be able to make a miracle happen.
9/12/2019
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Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral 11:43 A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our reacreation.
10/12/2019
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The Great Meat Mistake 16:16 The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world.
11/12/2019
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Acupuncture Is NOT Painful 17:01 Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture
12/12/2019
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Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank 13:01 We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you'll float to!
13/12/2019
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Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom 7:13 Death is always watching... and in this case, it has a paintball gun.
14/12/2019
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We Made Nude Paintings of Each Other 10:12 Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the point.
15/12/2019
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You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win 9:43 You blew us away with the incredible music you crafted in honor of The Barrel. Now The Barrel can live on in our memories. All of the participants in this video are linked below. Please send love to them and everyone who made music by searching #RIPTheBarrel
16/12/2019
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W​​​​​e Had To Drink Each Other's Pee 15:45 Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine.
17/12/2019
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Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement 9:46 Strange noises have been emanating from Mark's basement. He dares not venture down there. He is no fool. But he knows a fool. He knows the most foolish fool there is...
18/12/2019
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Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button 8:09 You helped us reach our goal faster than we ever thought possible. And true to our word, we set out to hand deliver the Golden Play Button directly to one of you!
19/12/2019
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Ethan's Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon 12:49 As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time.
20/12/2019
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Taped and Afraid 14:38 Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape Sculpture and Ethan... what's the worst that could happen? Surely Ethan wouldn't be foolish enough to tape Mark's mouth over so he can't breathe right? ...right?
21/12/2019
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What Was the Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured? 19:11 We're bringing Tier Lists into the 2020s with our Pain Scale to benchmark our most painful experiences.
22/12/2019
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Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye 8:12 In the spirit of giving, we set to work to fill up Mark's sleigh with the help of our good pal JackSepticEye
23/12/2019
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Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy 11:44 Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars. Shoot for the north pole and you'll land about three inches from where you started.
24/12/2019
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Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog) 14:13 Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every Christmas.
25/12/2019
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Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will 9:08 In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick.
26/12/2019
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Preserving Ourselfs in Wax 15:38 Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax.
27/12/2019
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Beating Inanimate Objects to Death 12:01 In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or friendship is safe when the boys get a lead pipe in their hands.
28/12/2019
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Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse? 22:02 Here at Unus Annus we've already rated our worst Physical Pains... so now it's time to rank our Emotional Pain. Watch with care as we discuss the most traumatic experiences of our lives.
29/12/2019
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Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video) 13:49 Crucifixion was abolished a long time ago but no one was around to stop us so we took some duct tape and tried to attach each other to the walls and doors. Amy, please don't watch this video.
30/12/2019
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You Blink You Lose 13:05 The eyes are the window into the soul. You better not look away... you might miss something.
31/12/2019
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2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test  21:45 The Presidential Fitness Test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the government. Are we still up to the task? Are we still fit?

2020 Is Our Final Year (January 2020)

Date

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1/1/2020
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We Took the Polar Plunge 4:55 There is only one RIGHT way to start a new year: By submerging yourself in freezing cold water. #ColdusAnnus
2/1/2020
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Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers 8:49 Time has run out. Amy has returned. Will we be able to cover up the evidence of our sin from Amy's eternal peepers?
3/1/2020
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We Eat Bugs 17:37 Bugs are all around us. Tiny little morsels of nutrition just waiting to be cronched. Would you monch an insect? We did...
4/1/2020
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DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this) 13:25 A bungee jump is a great way to get an adrenaline rush but it's so expensive! So we decided to make our own DIY Bungee Jump right in our backyard! What could go wrong?
5/1/2020
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We Have The BEST Thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise 17:53 Mark and Ethan go into the deep, dark depths of YouTube in search of the best and worst thumbnails.
6/1/2020
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Who Can Make Themselves Taller? 11:04 We are perfectly average humans in every single way. But with the power of technology can we BUILD ourselves taller?
7/1/2020
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The Sensory Overload Tank 10:49 SEIZURE WARNING!! What's the opposite of a sensory deprivation tank? A SENSORY OVERLOAD TANK! Ice bath + Eating Garlic + Bath Bombs + Strobe Lights + Air Fresheners + Loud Music + Icy Hot + Megaphone +...
8/1/2020
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Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin 14:50 We won't be around forever... so what better way to immortalize ourselves than recreating ourselves as a cursed mannequin? This certainly won't come back to haunt us...
9/1/2020
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We Took an IQ Test 16:10 It's finally time to find out who has big brain and who has smol brain.
10/1/2020
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Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN 26:26 Mark teaches Ethan the ways of becoming a man... through hard MANual labor. Little does Ethan know the painful surprise that also comes with growing up...
11/1/2020
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Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping 20:01 In yet another step towards preparing for the inevitable end, Mark and Ethan go shopping to find the perfect casket.
12/1/2020
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We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover our Darkest Sins 14:32 For as long as humans have been able to speak, we've been able to lie. But thanks to modern lie detector technology, we can finally uncover the truth.
13/1/2020
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Learning to Breathe Underwater 16:58 Just two dudes in a hot tub...
14/1/2020
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Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God 10:37 We try to fix the hole Mark punched in the wall with ramen to test thhe myth of whether it can be used for repairs. Also we don't ventilate properly.
15/1/2020
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Mark Steals Ethan’s Face 16:30 In an effort to steal his identity, Mark makes a mold of Ethan's face.

**THIS IS NOT A TUTORIAL.** We left out lots of vital information necessary to pull this off safely. If you're interested in making your own face mold, there are many comprehensive tutorials on Youtube that can teach you. Always do your research and have a safety plan in place! Unus Annus!

16/1/2020
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You Breathe You Die 15:37 The rules are simple: You Breathe, You Die.
17/1/2020
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2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa 22:12 Salsa is the ancient art of dance whereby the dancers express thoughts and emotions through the undulations of their hips. We attempt to learn the mysterious ways of this sanctified dance.
18/1/2020
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DIY Geriatric Simulator 17:36 What does it feel like to be old? Well now you can find out with our patent-pending geriatric simulator!
19/1/2020
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This is How We'll Die... 20:55 There are so many ways that our mortal souls can perish, but today we find out EVERY possible way that they could drift into the great beyond.
20/1/2020
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We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves 11:08 Long have men dreamed of eternal life. Walt Disney famously froze himself to awaken in a world ruled by The Mouse. Today we embark on that very same, frosty journey.
21/1/2020
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This is What Being Tased Feels Like 10:07 A Taser is NOT a toy! Do not try this at home. Mark is a professionally trained idiot with people on standby to help in case something goes wrong. This is what it feels like to be hit with a taser or stun gun.
22/1/2020
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What Happens When a Youtube Channel Dies? 18:59 We explore the wasteland of channels past. Gone but not forgotten. Because the internet never forgets.
23/1/2020
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Bad Bad Beans 13:09 In search of the energy to fuel a long day of making sweet sweet internet content, Mark and Ethan turn some bad bad beans into good good latte art. #LattAnnus

(shoutout to Bon Appetit for inspiring this video)

24/1/2020
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We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze our Darkest Dreams 25:49 Hypnotherapy is the art of mental suggestion. This isn't the stage entertainment variety of hypnosis. This is real therapy to help people get in touch with what's bothering them deep inside.
25/1/2020
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We Turned our Bodies into Art 16:24 Art comes in many forms. This time it comes in the form of our bodies.
26/1/2020
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Mark and Ethan Learn About the Human Body 19:36 Mark and Ethan learn the inner workings of the wonderful human body
27/1/2020
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Mark Punishes Ethan 3:31 Ethan messed up. He messed up real bad... and now he has to pay.
28/1/2020
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Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death 13:51 Eventually, we'll all have to decide what is to be done with our remains once we pass on. How will you be remembered?
29/1/2020
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DIY Cheese 16:53 Mark and Ethan explore the wonderful world of cheese. Will they succeed in becoming world class cheesemongers, or will their dreams curdle before their eyes?
30/1/2020
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Hacking into the Very Fabric of the Universe 18:28 Using the sacred texts of 5 Minute Crafts, we harness the incredible power of "life hacks" to achieve immortality.
31/1/2020
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Looking at Long Lost Memes 16:01 Time never stops marching forward, even for memes. Like a black hole, once memes slip past the point of relevance they fade away into oblivion. Can we can pull them back from the shadows?

Valentines Annus (February 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/2/2020
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Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life 21:09 While delving into the deepest pits of the Internet, Mark and Ethan discover the secret to everlasting life
2/2/2020
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Turning Mark Into an E-Boy 08:50 In an attempt to keep his youth, Mark transform into an E-Boy
3/2/2020
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Ethan Redefines Male Beauty 20:03 Ethan, a god of beauty, looked upon the world of male beauty and found it WANTING. Taking matters into his own, meaty claws, and redefines exactly what it means to be beautiful.
4/2/2020
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Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond) 21:18 Mark and Ethan turn to a professional to feed their cupping addiction. Fire cupping... facial cupping... acupuncture cupping... where does it end?
5/2/2020
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An Extremely Sour, Not-At-All Sour Meal 11:48 Mark and Ethan experiment with miracle berries-the fruit that turns sour things sweet. Is there a limit to what these berries are capable of?
6/2/2020
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Literally Eating Fire 18:55 Yes, you read that right. Mark and Ethan learn how to literally eat fire. Don't try this at home...
7/2/2020
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Unregulated Axe Throwing 15:35 While being watched over by the Axe Gods themselves, Mark and Ethan compete to see who is truly the axe-throwing champion
8/2/2020
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Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass 12:34 Testing the limits of the human body, Mark and Ethan lay themselves upon a bed of broken glass. So sharp and so deadly that only the BRAVE and the BOLD could survive its teeth.
9/2/2020
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Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature 13:05 Mother Nature thinks that she alone holds the power of the elements in her big meaty claws... well what will she think when we CREATE A TORNADO INDOORS?!
10/2/2020
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Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game 10:32 14 years ago, Mark changed the game of Nutball forever by inventing it. And now... Ethan gets to experience the glory that is THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME.
11/2/2020
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Becoming a Master of Mime 30:29 To become a master of life and death, one must first become a master of the body. A master of movement. A master of mime.
12/2/2020
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Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but it's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha 12:31 It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
13/2/2020
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Are We Already Dead? 13:51 Mark and Ethan try to answer some of life's most perplexing questions. Are we already dead? How many ways have you padded out the running time of your brother's funeral?
14/2/2020
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Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day 14:08 Today, Mark and Ethan discover the TRUE meaning of everlasting love.
15/2/2020
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Drunk College Party Simulator 14:59 Mark and Ethan go to college to further their educational studies. It's big brain time.
16/2/2020
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10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly 13:58 Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend money.
17/2/2020
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Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death 14:58 The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth.
18/2/2020
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3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test 25:13 The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019... in 2020 it's time for the KING's ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us out...
19/2/2020
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Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog 15:04 Dog's are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it feels like to have a dog attack us up close and personal.
20/2/2020
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Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery 24:17 Mark and Ethan hone their mighty skills in archery. Not even death can escape their flying arrows.... or can it?
21/2/2020
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The Ultimate Trolley Problem 16:15 Today, Mark and Ethan give their morals the toughest test yet.
22/2/2020
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Goat Yoga 25:40 Goat Yoga. Yoga with Goats. The Yoga that you do with Goats. Yoga of the Goat. The Yoga Goat. #GoatYoga
23/2/2020
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Edible Slime was a Mistake. 14:51 Make the slime. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat it.
24/2/2020
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Granting Access into Heaven's Sweet Gates 19:00 Heaven. Hell. Two places. Two different outcomes. Two sweet boys. Take the quiz. To Find out. Where they belong.
25/2/2020
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Long Hair, Do We Dare? 12:11 Beauty. We love it. We live it. We ARE it. Let's make some moves to get that hair longer than life
26/2/2020
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We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes 21:06 Mark and Ethan, joined by musician Leila Pari, craft lyrical genius in record time on the Santa Monica shore.
27/2/2020
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Mark and Ethan Go on a "Drum Date" 19:28 Sometimes you have to march to the beat of your own drum. But what happens when your drum matches the beat of your heart?
28/2/2020
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Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass 29:57 Glass blowing is a hot and dangerous art form that involves skill, patience, and a whole heck of a lot of blowing. Are Mark and Ethan up to the task?
29/2/2020
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Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On 11:51 Ethan is back at it again. His sleigh filled to the brim with horrible, horrible gifts to give his lovely friend Mark.

The Spiral Upon Them (March 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/3/2020
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Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition 4:10 What happens when you combine the thrill of Nutball with the heart-stopping joy of a Taser? You get NUTBALL EXTREME!!
2/3/2020
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REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo 21:43 *THERE ARE STROBE LIGHTS THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO**

Feeling lackluster in their ghost hunting abilities, Mark and Ethan enlist the help of an expert to lead them through the Old Griffith Park Zoo at night.

3/3/2020
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We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us 11:36 Today we explore the inner workings of our mortal coils with a fun lil camera :))))
4/3/2020
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Becoming the World’s Greatest DJ's 19:31 Today we become the worlds most talented and skilled DJs
5/3/2020
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Who Can Teach Their Dogs a Trick the Fastest? 16:20 Chica and Spencer go HEAD-2-HEAD in an all out brain-off as we test them to see which of our dogs is the smartest of them all!
6/3/2020
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Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death 10:18 Dissection is common in the science classroom. From worms to frogs to fetal pigs... but most of us started with a simple owl pellet.
7/3/2020
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DIY Chiropractor 18:00 There's probably a reason why chiropractors are licensed. But we here at Unus Annus never let little things like licenses or "best practices" or "do no harm" get in the way!
8/3/2020
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Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight 28:21 Mark and Ethan have finally had enough. Its time for them to fight with their ultimate weapons of destruction: their fists.
9/3/2020
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The Barrel - Official Music Video 3:24 The Barrel finally has her send-off with an epic re-master by the wonderful Gregory Brothers (Schmoyoho)! A huge thanks to them for the incredible work on this song and of course to JCK Productions (Joshua) for making the original. Be sure to send tons of love to the artists who made this possible!
10/3/2020
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We Got Pepper Sprayed 11:13 WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS! We were pepper sprayed by trained professional in a controlled environment. This is not a joke. This is real and painful but was done to understand the severity.
11/3/2020
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We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded 14:05 Henna Tattoos are temporary works of art the represent the temporary nature of life. We cover our eyes and let our souls guide the art.
12/3/2020
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What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship? 16:40 The stars created us. They Define us. And they will end us. Today we check our birth charts to see what's in store for our little bodies
13/3/2020
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Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat) 14:51 Life is about understanding one's self. So what better way than to have an enormous machine shoot x-rays through your body to give you a complete overview of your exact body composition!
14/3/2020
Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him.jpg
Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him 12:44 Mark's mom was a licensed massage therapist at one point in her life. Does her son carry the innate talents to allow Ethan to finally get the Rub-Down he deserves?
15/3/2020
2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes.jpg
2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes 10:51 We join Jay's Prehistoric Pets to see some amazing reptiles! Lizards, Alligators, and GIANT SNAKES!! Will we be eaten alive?
16/3/2020
Beer Sauna Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell.jpg
Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell 16:53 Amy bought us a portable sauna that allows you to enjoy a steamy sauna wherever you'd like! Just add liquid! Unfortunately... the liquid we chose was Beer and Redbull...
17/3/2020
Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals.jpg
Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals 10:48 When $10,000,000 is on the line, Mark and Ethan will stop at nothing(?) to find and capture America's Most Wanted Criminals.
18/3/2020
Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast.jpg
Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast 12:56 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carrey) is the greatest film ever created. This cannot be disputed.
19/3/2020
5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death.jpg
5 Weird Apps Predicted Our Death 10:26 It's 2020 people. Get with the times. Go into that app store, and find yourself a free app that will predict your future with 100% certainty. The future is now. Much like your death.
20/3/2020
We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator.jpg
We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator 17:28 Mark and Ethan will never know the TRUE feeling of child labor, but today they attempt to simulate that miracle.
21/3/2020
Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth.jpg
Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth 12:56 Childbirth is such a beautiful thing! And here at Unus Annus we are experts at taking something beautiful and transforming it into something ever better!
22/3/2020
Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers.jpg
Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers 11:50 After 2 days of labor and delivery, Unus and Annus have given birth to 2 beautiful baby boys! Now they get to experience the joy of fatherhood.
23/3/2020
We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course.jpg
We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course 21:08 James Charles joins us as we attempt to run a Military Obstacle Course!
24/3/2020
Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces.jpg
Desperately Trying Not To Touch Our Faces 17:32 Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
25/3/2020
Reddit 5050 Two Player Edition.jpg
Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition 12:01 Reddit 50/50 is like a coin toss, where the outcomes are severe mental scarring that will last for the rest of your life... or not that!
26/3/2020
Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt.jpg
Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt 10:42 Mark and Ethan scour the worldwide web to find the internet's funniest, cringiest, and most satisfying images.
27/3/2020
Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside.jpg
Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside 13:15 While we can't go out into the real world, we decided to take an adventure in the virtual world of VR Chat
28/3/2020
Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse.jpg
Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse 10:45 What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs!
29/3/2020
Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse.jpg
Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse? 18:40 In every Zombie Apocalypse that I've ever been through, I've had to make some difficult choices. Do Mark or Ethan have the GUTS to get through this?
30/3/2020
Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown.jpg
Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown 24:33 Recruited from all corners of the internet, Mark and Ethan create their own YouTuber Boxing Teams to try and find out who has the strongest punch.
31/3/2020
The Deep End of Omegle.png
The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogaloo 12:22 Zoom - Discord - Skype - Google Hangouts - While companies fight for dominance in the explosive video conferencing industry, one website still remains superior as the VERY SAFE and TOTALLY RELIABLE way to communicate with your friends.

The Question Month (April 2020)

Daste Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/4/2020
Where in the World is Unus Annus.jpg
Where in the World is Unus Annus? 14:40 Where has Unus Annus gone? Where have they disappeared to? Have you seen them? Are they already in the house? Is it too late? Are they behind you? With Geoguessr, soon all these questions will be answered... very soon...
2/4/2020
Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time.jpg
Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time 10:01 Dirt. Dirt is all Mark had for fun as a child, but now that he's a big rich YouTuber, he can finally make his childhood dream a reality.
3/4/2020
Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless.jpg
Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless 8:13 Mark is the most talented human in the world and took #MarchusAnnus very seriously.
4/4/2020
Wikifeet A Tale of 2 Tootsies.jpg
Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies 15:27 Many people heard of the mythical website known as Wikifeet... but few dare to dip their tootsies in the deep end of that particular pool...
5/4/2020
We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games.jpg
We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games 24:14 Chaos ensues as Unus, Annus, Mark, Ethan and every single other YouTuber battle it out in the YouTuber Hunger Games
6/4/2020
We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins.jpg
We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins 15:13 Mark thought he could hide that thing he did 4 years ago... Ethan thought he could forgotten the cringe he committed... But through the power of The Google, we will brings these sins back into the light!
7/4/2020
We Played Mad Libs And Ran It Through Google Translate.jpg
We Played Mad Libs and Ran It Through Google Translate 15:00 If you've ever played a classic game of Mad Libs, then you know it is often... not very funny. Luckily for us, Mark and Ethan have devised a foolproof plan to create humor where there is none.
8/4/2020
Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA.jpg
Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA 16:28 Today we're kickin' it all the way back to fourth grade where Mark and Ethan earn the knowledge of our great states and their capitals.
9/4/2020
Speed Reading 1000 WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge.jpg
Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge 15:16 Ever wanted to know how to speed read? Do you even know what speed reading is? Well... this is what it means to take Speed Reading EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!
10/4/2020
What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube.jpg
What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube? 14:50 Some videos on YouTube have Millions of views. Some have Billions. But what about the Trillions of videos that have... no views at all? Well not we can find those obscure lost videos through INCOGNITUBE!!
11/4/2020
We Found Websites That The World Forgot About.jpg
We Found Websites That the World Forgot About 14:23 On the internet, nothing can truly ever be gone... only forgotten.
12/4/2020
The Scariest True Stories on the Internet.jpg
The Scariest True Stories on the Internet 14:03 Some things are just too scary, too creepy, too unsettling to be made up. These are some true stories of absolutely terrifying experiences...
13/4/2020
How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend.jpg
How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend 15:36 **TW: Please be aware that in this video we discuss abuse and unhealthy relationship dynamics.**
14/4/2020
Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado.jpg
Mark and Ethan Find the Lost City of El Dorado 13:11 hundreds of brave treasure hunters have attempted to find it, but none have succeeded... until now.
15/4/2020
Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race.jpg
Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race 14:35 A Wikipedia Race (aka Wiki Races) is the ultimate test of skill that 2 individuals could possible have. But with this race... the stakes are almost too high to endure.
16/4/2020
The Creepiest Videos on Youtube.jpg
The Creepiest Videos on Youtube 12:03 Sometimes creepiness transcends mere words or images... sometimes only grainy footage from the 1990's can truly express the definition of fear.
17/4/2020
Help Us Break a YouTube World Record.jpg
Help Us Break a YouTube World Record 13:14 Subscribe NOW
18/4/2020
2 Men 200 Accents.jpg
2 Men 200 Accents 15:16 Close your eyes... how are you still reading this? It doesn't matter. Let your ears take you on a journey around the globe as we showcase our incredible talent for accents.
19/4/2020
The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist.jpg
The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist? 11:37 We dive deep into the realms of Google and Wikipedia to discover the truth behind the curtain of the Illuminati. Are they real? Do they really control the world? Are they watching you right now?
20/4/2020
Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis.jpg
Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis 15:46 Mermaids. Piles of Gold. Talking Fish. All this and more lie before us in the great city of Atlantis... and today we find it.
21/4/2020
Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories.jpg
Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories 12:01 You thought you were safe. Scary stories on the internet are just stories... right? Your fellow comments have something to say about that.
22/4/2020
Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test.jpg
Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test 16:36 What type of human being is the joint creature known as Unus Annus? What characteristics would this amalgamation of horror entail? Only one way to find out...
23/4/2020
Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It.jpg
Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity as we Know It? 12:49 Robots. Androids. AI. It's not all that far away... and neither is the revolution of said robots... and the end of humanity.... oh well!
24/4/2020
Running Internet Drama through Google Translate.jpg
Running Internet Drama through Google Translate 15:01 There are many universal languages. Love. Music. Art. ...Tea? Using the most advanced computational technologies, Mark and Ethan determine if internet drama transcends the limitations of the written word.
25/4/2020
The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake.jpg
The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake 13:16 WARNING: Only the elite of the elite can even SURVIVE ATTEMPTING this incredible secret Unus Annus Handshake! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! #HandMyAnnus #DanceMyAnnusOff
26/4/2020
Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty.jpg
Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty 16:41 We did it with men, so its only fair we do it with women too: Let's find out what TRUE beauty is.
27/4/2020
Bored Press This Button.jpg
Bored? Press This Button. 11:09 'ya ever been bored?
28/4/2020
Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.jpg
Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever. 12:52 The Ocean is a terrible place full of deadly creatures that will eat you without a moment's notice. You should never go there. Ever. Under any circumstances. It's an evil place. Full of evil creatures like SCP-3000 and the Loch Ness Monster. It's evil...
29/4/2020
We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries.jpg
We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries 16:56 what mysteries does our mysterious moon hold? does it hold mysteries that our mysterious minds could not even comprehend? Are there so many mysteries on our mysterious moon that they have gone above what it even means to be a mystery??? Well... here we are to find out.
30/4/2020
We Looked at Unus Annus Memes.jpg
We Looked at Unus Annus Memes 10:46 Did you know Unus Annus has its own subreddit? We kinda forgot.

Halfway Mark (May 2020)

Date Thumbnails Title Length Description
1/5/2020
Is Mark a Masochist.jpg
Is Mark a Masochist? 13:27 Here at Unus Annus, we've explored countless mysteries over the past few months. We've discovered El Dorado, Atlantis, and even revealed the horrors of our very own oceans. But no mystery is NEARLY as mysterious as Mark's private life. Let's explore!
2/5/2020
What the Hell is a Pink Trombone.jpg
What in the Hell is a Pink Trombone? 11:20 You have a pink trombone lurking inside of you... it's desperate to get out. And if you listen close enough... it'll speak to you.
3/5/2020
Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the BestWorst Fetishes of 2020.jpg
Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020 10:38 The world is full of fetishes. From the mainstream to the obscure, there's something for everybody out there. But what's the most obscure one we can find?
4/5/2020
Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something.jpg
Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something 14:55 Mark and Ethan scour the internet to try and find videos that make them FEEL something before their hearts stop
5/5/2020
An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare.jpg
An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare 9:51 We dream of a future where A.I. will help humanity flourish. This is not one of those times
6/5/2020
Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us.jpg
Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us? 13:14 They could be anywhere... lurking... waiting... hunting
7/5/2020
Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like.jpg
Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like 17:18 Humanity is still evolving... still changing... "MUTANTS" as some know them to be. Humans with real life super powers. Surely fiction, right? But could they living among us today...?
8/5/2020
Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man.jpg
Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man? 23:40 As Shrek once told me in a dark alley on a stormy night, "Onions have layers..." That message has been cemented into my mind among other things Shrek whispered into my ear. But in this video we discover the true versatility of the mythical Onion and if there is such a thing as too much Onion.
9/5/2020
Unus Annus ASMR.jpg
Unus Annus ASMR 11:30 Unus AnnuSMR. You wanted this. You asked for this. You deserve this. Turn out the lights, turn up the volume, and get ready to relax. You deserve this.
10/5/2020
We Attempted to Create THICC Water.jpg
We Attempted to Create THICC Water 14:00 damn water you kinda THICC huh? ah haaahhhhhhhhhhhh
11/5/2020
Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise.jpg
Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise 12:31 We're all going to have a gravestone someday, so why not create ours preemptively and really make it our own?
12/5/2020
How Tall Can A Human Get An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men.jpg
How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men 12:42 Two men of extremely adequate height discuss the upper limits of humanity's height potential. Not that it matters. Height is more a curiosity than a social necessity. There's nothing wrong with being not incredibly tall. Height is a spectrum. And we are on the highest point of the bell curve. So if you think about it... we're actually pretty "up there." Which is a synonym for tall. So through the transitive property, one could say that we are tall.
13/5/2020
Mark Teaches Ethan Korean.jpg
Mark Teaches Ethan Korean 16:24 Korean is a beautiful language that Mark is currently learning. However he doesn't really know it that well. But that doesn't stop him from attempting to beam Korean directly into Ethan's brain.
14/5/2020
Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend.jpg
Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend 15:05 Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Another keyword. He goes by many names. But once you see the irrefutable evidence... you will only call him... friend.
15/5/2020
The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here.jpg
The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here... 2:15 6 months has already flown by. Only 6 months left to go on our little adventure. Have you forgotten that this is coming to an end? Have you forgotten that this train will reach its destination? It's only a matter of time, now.... so, will you join us?
16/5/2020
We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes.jpg
We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes 10:27 Once again, we look at all the wonderful, funny, and downright disturbing memes you fine folks have posted on the Unus Annus Subreddit.
17/5/2020
How Big Can a Nuke Get.jpg
How Big Can a Nuke Get? 13:32 Every wanted answers to the fun, interesting questions that keep you awake at night? Well today's your lucky day!
18/5/2020
How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man.jpg
How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man? 12:36 As pioneer Phillip J. Fry has previously established, it is totally possible to transcend reality through the imbibition of gratuitous amounts of coffee. In this video, we explore the fine line betwixt god-like omnipotence and an untimely demise. Lo doth the tale of Icarus cometh whence to mine mind?
19/5/2020
Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste.jpg
Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste? 15:05 This water is THICC. Think of the THICC'est thing you can think of. Thicker than THICC. That's this water. It's THICC water. And we drink it.
20/5/2020
We Played Strip Poker.jpg
We Played Strip Poker 19:28 It's a risky game as old as time itself: Strip Poker. One Winner. One Loser. One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. No clothes, all attitude. This summer, two mighty heroes take on their biggest challenge yet. Who will win? Who will die? Yes.
21/5/2020
Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It.jpg
Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It 10:43 You hear that? Off in the distance? That, my friends, is the sound of two gods screaming into the ether. It is the first sound in the morning and the last sound at night. It is the call to end all calls. It is... THE YODEL.
22/5/2020
Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime.jpg
Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime 21:54 Umm... you probably shouldn't attempt to do this at home. In fact don't. Definitely do not do the this that we are doing. Definitely do not do. Don't.
23/5/2020
We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other.jpg
We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other 18:11 Mark and Ethan test how well they really know each other with the classic 1960's sensation known as the Newlywed Game. Also we consume each other's poisons.
24/5/2020
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DIY Boob 11:58 The Boys Make a  Boob... Quarantine will make anyone desperate.
25/5/2020
We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube.jpg
We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube 15:50 Our bellies are the best bellies. Anyone who disagrees is WRONG with the FACT and will have their heads squooshed betwixt our glorious tummies. Also we learn to belly dance.
26/5/2020
The Unus Annus Confessional Booth.jpg
The Unus Annus Confessional Booth 17:43 We called upon you: our lovely followers to confess your deepest, darkest secrets to us... and what we found was more shocking than any mere mortal can bare.
27/5/2020
DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080.jpg
DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080 17:25 Some secrets should stay buried...
28/5/2020
Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video.jpg
Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video 7:02 If you are an UNUS... you are welcome here. If you are an ANNUS... begone!! You shall not befoul this sacred ground with your musk!
28/5/2020
Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video.jpg
Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video 6:32 If you are an ANNUS... you already know that you're welcome here. Those are an unworthy... I shall not even speak thy name... BEGONE, CRETIN!!
29/5/2020
Only Watch from 215 to 611 --- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THIS VIDEO.jpg
Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 --- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THIS VIDEO 8:59 Annus has officially been declared the WINNER! Please skip to 2:15 to view Annus's glorious appreciation segment and cease watching at exactly 6:11. DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO. DO NOT.
30/5/2020
DIY Wine.jpg
DIY Wine 10:42 Bonjour! Je vois que vous êtes aussi une personne de culture qui aime les belles choses de la vie. Rejoignez-nous! Rejoignez-nous alors que nous prenons part au necteur des dieux qu'est le vin.
31/5/2020
Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles.jpg
Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles 13:51 One half Unus, the other half Annus. Two halves of one whole. One soul. One Phone book now torn in half. We have big big muscles, we know.

Impossibilities Becoming Realities (June 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/6/2020
2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition.jpg
2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition 16:04 Welcome to the First Annual Unus Annus Body Building Competition Extravaganza! Who will wear the crown of best bod?
2/6/2020
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BLACK LIVES MATTER. Resources and How You Can Help in the Description. 8:46 Black Lives Matter. Let's work together as a community to make a real difference.

Not sure where to begin? There are so many ways to get involved. This movement is fluid and growing every day, so it is up to us to seek out spaces where we can make a difference. Look on social media for local fundraising efforts that speak to you. Amplify those efforts and continue spreading the word.

3/6/2020
Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs.jpg
Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs 11:31 We return once again to showcase our feats of incredible strength. Gaze upon our mammoth hams as we quash these juicy gourds.
4/6/2020
Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses.jpg
Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses 18:34 You hear that? That call in the night? The call for help? The call for justice? The call for a hero? WE will answer that call.
5/6/2020
Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes.jpg
Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes 16:49 As you know, the first annual Unus Annus Green Screen Competition took place just last week and now it's time to review the winners!
6/6/2020
Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics.jpg
Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics 12:16 Ethan's dream has always been to learn the mysteries of the written word. With Mark's BIG BRAIN, he might just make a breakthrough.
7/6/2020
Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight.jpg
Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight 16:04 Mark is a bad bad man who needs to be exposed for his sins. Ethan is just the right big bold boy to roast Mark to a crisp!
8/6/2020
There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture.jpg
There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture... 10:59 Don't look to closely at these pictures. If you can see them... they can see you too. And then they'll know exactly where to find you.
9/6/2020
Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions.jpg
Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions 11:14 Carpentry may have proven too difficult for Ethan to master. Perhaps assembling IKEA furniture is more his speed. Too bad he lost the instructions.
10/6/2020
Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens.jpg
Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens 15:37 ah, America. Land of the free(?) Home of the brave(?) Do Mark and Ethan have what it takes to be top tier US citizens?
11/6/2020
We Made Fanart for Each Other.jpg
We Made Fanart for Each Other 13:14 Fanart is the purest expression of appreciation. It is love distilled. It is light purified. Today, Mark and Ethan express their undying appreciation for each other through the delightful medium of fanart.
12/6/2020
Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta.jpg
Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta 12:33 We tried our best at haunting the internet. But we should have known that we were no match for the demonic artistic ability of our own fans.
13/6/2020
Recreating Childhood Photos.jpg
Recreating Childhood Photos 8:34 Although we may never be able to travel back to our childhoods, that won't stop us from recreating some of our favorite photos from that innocent time.
14/6/2020
Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us.jpg
Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us? 12:06 Breaking boards of wood is the foundation upon which all forms of Martial Arts are based on. Karate... Tae Kwon Do...Kung Fu... We attempt to master every single discipline in one fell CHOP!
15/6/2020
Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet.jpg
Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet 11:22 BEWARE ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! It's a curse or be cursed world in here. Actually though, this video is gross and horrible and upsetting.
16/6/2020
Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views.jpg
Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views 18:08 None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying YouTuber. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.
17/6/2020
Pee Sauna.jpg
Pee Sauna 18:16 Pee Sauna. You weren't ready. We weren't ready. And yet it comes for us all the same.
18/6/2020
Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible.jpg
Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible 14:43 Ikea is known for easy-to-follow instructions for simple pieces of furniture that we are gladly able to hah just kidding this is impossible.
19/6/2020
Becoming One With the Horse.jpg
Becoming One with the Horse 14:14 Long have we yearned to gallop the great fields with our mighty hooves. The slurp from grand rivers with our mighty slurpers. Well today... our dreams shall no longer remain dreams!
20/6/2020
The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown.jpg
The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown 16:47 Today we hone an ancient craft passed down from generation to generation: The Art of the Paper Airplane
21/6/2020
Creating Mark FISHbach.jpg
Creating Mark FISHbach 12:54 Today, Mark will be putting the "fish" in Fischbach.
22/6/2020
Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don't Watch).jpg
Learning How to Lockpic (FBI Please Don't Watch) 16:43 There is nothing illegal about learning how to lock pick. It is a perfectly normal activity to train oneself to do. Please do not assume we will do anything nefarious with these skills.
23/6/2020
The Most Dangerous Shave.jpg
The Most Dangerous Shave 14:13 Today we shave the old fashioned way.
24/6/2020
Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand.jpg
Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand 14:40 The palms are the back porches of the soul. We all know this. We all accept this. But when Mark's ego gets in the way of this undeniable truth... disaster strikes!
25/6/2020
Bear Trapping 101 An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast.jpg
Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For an Elegant Beast 14:45 Ropes have a million and one uses. It just so happens that that extra one use is BEAR TRAPPING. Definitely bear trapping.
26/6/2020
2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies.jpg
2 Men in a Trench Coat Teach You how to Save Money at the Movies 7:46 Mark and Ethan teach you the crucial steps in sneaking into a movie theater with the old fashioned trench coat trick
27/6/2020
Building the World's First IKEA Boat.jpg
Building the World's First IKEA Boat 13:13 After two perfect IKEA builds, the boys return to see if they can take their knowledge of ancient Swedish craftsmanship even further beyond... by building a boat.
28/6/2020
Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim.jpg
Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim 18:10 Mark has the densest bones known to man. Can Mark overcome this obstacle with Ethan's legendary teaching and or swimming ability?
29/6/2020
10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth.jpg
10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth 15:45 The Jaw: the front porch of the face. It's the first thing you notice when you see a person, and the last thing you think about before you go to sleep at night.
30/6/2020
2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap.jpg
2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap 15:54 We've been naughty naughty boys who've used one too many no-no words... and now it's time to face the soapy consequences. Let's see which soap best washes away our sins.

The Beginning of the End (July 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/7/2020
Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof.jpg
Mark is Guilty. Ethan has the Proof. 12:29 The proof is in the pudding. And Mark's belly is jiggling like a bowl full of it.
2/7/2020
Recreating Mark's Childhood.jpg
Recreating Mark's Childhood 19:16 Mark has told many stories of his childhood, and today we recreate them all.
3/7/2020
We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler.jpg
We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler 13:13 Anything can be tumbled if you try hard enough.
4/7/2020
Dummy THICC for Dummies A Tale of 2 Butts Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond.jpg
Dummy THICC for Dummies | A Tale of 2 Butts | Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond 17:24 Between 2 Cheeks | The Eternal Quest for THICC | Indiana Bones and the Temple of THICC | How to Train Your Donk | More Trunk than an Elephant | Viva la Butt | Harder, Better, Faster, THICCer
5/7/2020
Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin.jpg
Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin 17:03 Back in 18012, Benjamin Franklin created the single greatest invention of all time: Electricity. Today, we figure out his secrets and steal his best idea from him.
6/7/2020
The Candy Bra Challenge.jpg
The Candy Bra Challenge 10:18 Move aside ghost peppers! Get lost cinnamon! It's time for the candy bra to take center stage as the new YouTube sensation that's sweeping the nation!
7/7/2020
Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes.jpg
Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes 12:12 Look, life's tough out there. If you are presented with an opportunity to look at a puppy, you would be a fool not to.
8/7/2020
Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing.jpg
Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing 18:11 Today, we conquer a challenge that has been nipping at our heels since the day we began this journey: Pole Dancing
9/7/2020
This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.jpg
This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW. 14:50 Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and we are currently in Hell.
10/7/2020
Tasting Weird Food Combos Pickles and Chocolate Ice Cream and Soy Sauce.jpg
Tasting Weird Food Combos : Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce? 22:23 We are a channel divided. Is pineapple on pizza a tasty treat that can't beat? We look forward to your vigorous debate in the comments.
11/7/2020
The Unus Annus Space Program.jpg
The Unus Annus Space Program 15:49 Space: The Final Frontier. Today, Mark and Ethan accomplish their wildest dreams of going deep into space.
12/7/2020
The Egg Smashing Game.jpg
The Egg Smashing Game 12:10 Here's a simple little game that you can play with your friends! All you'll need are some possibly rotten eggs and a pair of smackers!
13/7/2020
Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream.jpg
Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream? 16:53 Fools. We've been fools all along. Why would we make cookie dough ourselves when we have an unlimited supply in the ice cream around us!?
14/7/2020
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Bleachus Annus 13:42 Arts and crafts are definitely a strong-suit of Mark and Ethan's. Today they explore the world of bleaching their clothes
15/7/2020
Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk.jpg
Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk 20:03 You've simply assumed it to be true. "Milk's Favorite Cookie," huh? Are you really going to keep believing the LIES being fed to you by BIG MILK??? We're here to find out the TRUTH.
16/7/2020
Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs.jpg
Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs 22:26 Our dogs ARE the best. Therefore they DESERVE the best. Chica is not spoiled. Henry is not spoiled. Spencer is not spoiled. We are not accepting questions at this time.
17/7/2020
DIY Teeth.jpg
DIY Teeth (original title name: This Is What Happens When You Try To Make Your Own Dentures) 13:11 Someday soon, we'll get old. Our bodies will start to crumble, our teeth will rot out. Today, we prepare for that day.
18/7/2020
How to Escape from a Hostage Situation.jpg
How to Escape from a Hostage Situation 13:27 How many times have you found yourself tied to a chair in a dimly-lit basement? TOO MANY!! Let us help you out of that sticky situation!
19/7/2020
Does This Magnetic Skincare Routine Really Work.jpg
Does This Magnet Skincare Routine Really Work? 13:36 The secret to eternal youth? Lotions? Balms? Cream? No you absolute buffoon. Magnets!
20/7/2020
DIY Bed of Nails OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY THIS.jpg
DIY Bed of Nails : OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY THIS 14:01 Please... this is a joke. Don't ever ever ever ever do this ever.
21/7/2020
The Human Mop.jpg
The Human Mop 12:12 Man versus Machine. Overcoming the inevitable robot takeover will one day be humanity's greatest challenge. But what if man and machine come together to form a being that is even greater than the sum of its parts?
22/7/2020
Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds.jpg
Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds? 16:54 Sound Therapy is the art of tapping into the acoustics of the universe to coax the human body to heal itself. Basically we're yelling into our wounds.
23/7/2020
This Is The Most Dangerous Children's Toy Ever Made.jpg
This Is The Most Dangerous Children's Toy Ever Made 16:56 What was once an innocent childs toy, is now revealed to be a dangerous chemical weapon
24/7/2020
Would Chica Save Us From Drowning.jpg
Would Chica Save Us From Drowning? 10:31 Chica is a good girl. But is she the right girl for the job? Is she capable of saving her father's life and becoming Markiplier's Hero?
25/7/2020
We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could.jpg
We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could 14:02 Icarus was a brash fool who couldn't invent wings to save his life... AND HE DIDN'T! BECAUSE HE BURNT UP! AND IS NOW NOT ALIVE!
26/7/2020
The Beginning of The End.jpg
The Beginning of The End 2:36 We will not go gentle into that good night
27/7/2020
The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest.jpg
The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest 18:01 Every year for one year only, Mark and Ethan go head-to-head to see who can shoot the biggest hoop.
28/7/2020
Ultimate Horseshoes.jpg
Ultimate Horseshoes 11:48 Welcome to the wild, wild west. Where the air is dry, the men are manly, and the horses wear shoes, apparently.
29/7/2020
A Serious Conversation Under the Stars.jpg
A Serious Conversation Under the Stars 17:18 There's always time to appreciate the stars.
30/7/2020
Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength.jpg
Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength 14:44 Unus Annus is our name, and cranking it is our game
31/7/2020
5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard.jpg
5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard 11:57 In their unending search for perfection, Mark and Ethan attempt to fix what may be their one and only flaw: their mediocre facial hair.

Camp Unus Annus Time (August 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/8/2020
Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet.jpg
Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet 19:19
2/8/2020
Playing Cards The World's Deadliest Weapon.jpg
Playing Cards: The World's Deadliest Weapon 16:53 Playing cards: to some, a fun family game. To others: the deadliest weapon known to man.
3/8/2020
We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition.jpg
We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition 21:42 Lube? Check. Socks? Check. Safety? Overrated! Let's get our slide on!
4/8/2020
Breaking Glass With Our Screams.jpg
Breaking Glass With Our Screams 12:56 No mere mortals are more qualified to shatter glass than two men who have spent years honing the craft of screaming at video games.
5/8/2020
This is Goodbye.jpg
This is Goodbye 1:17 Only 100 days left. Will you make the most of it?
6/8/2020
Mark and Ethan Share a Drink.jpg
Mark and Ethan Share a Drink (original video title: Doing Shots of Apple Cider Vinegar to Purge Our Bodies of Sin) 18:34 For the first time ever, Mark and Ethan share a drink. A very special drink.
7/8/2020
The Wubble.jpg
The Wubble 12:42 Bloonies are the worst children's toy ever invented. Can the mysterious Wubble make up for it's shortcomings? Unus Annus Toy Reviews is here to give you the exclusive scoop.
8/8/2020
Mark and Ethan Shave Chica.jpg
Mark and Ethan Shave Chica 11:06 Coming at you hot and fresh with another wholesome dog video. This time Mark and Ethan steal Chica's one and only possession in this world... her fur.
9/8/2020
DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.jpg
DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES 16:16 No. Just no. Do not ever do this. We are certified idiots that have no credentials at all. Do not follow in the footsteps of our stupidity.
10/8/2020
Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas.jpg
Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas 16:25 You think you've got what it takes to make an Unus Annus video huh? Pfft. You WISH you had the creative genius to come up with ideas as unique as "10 Strange Products We Bought Off Amazon."
11/8/2020
Hydro Dipping A Baby.jpg
Hydro Dipping A Baby 14:21 Hydro Dipping is the ancient art of submerging an infant in water and noxious paint fumes, symbolizing purification and rebirth.
12/8/2020
Popping Popcorn with a High-Powered Laser.jpg
Popping Popcorn with a High-Powered Laser 14:42 You ask? We deliver. We here at the Unus Annus Research Lab are committed to giving you RESULTS, scientific method be damned.
13/8/2020
Puberty Simulator.jpg
Puberty Simulator 14:50 Poor, poor Ethan. Over two decades on this planet and he still hasn't hit puberty yet. Don't worry though, Mark is here to speed along the process. What else are friends for?
14/8/2020
Grip Strength Test Loser Becomes the Winner's Butler for a Day.jpg
Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner's Butler for a Day (origional video title: BIG MEATY CLAWS) 16:26 What can THESE HANDS do? How much power do they hold? Well... today we find out exactly how much these meaty claws can handle.
15/8/2020
Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense.jpg
Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense 16:52 Mark's mom is a master of self-defense. She will whip these two spineless babies into weapons of mass misdirection.
16/8/2020
Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World.jpg
Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World 10:24 The Pyramids...  the Colosseum... the Great Wall... and now, the Mark.
17/8/2020
Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness.jpg
Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness 9:42 Today we take childhood games to the next level. We add in an element of danger. We on X-Games mode. Today we play these games in complete darkness.
18/8/2020
We’re Better Than Dogs.jpg
We’re Better Than Dogs 13:30 chompers too! HUGE chompers! The BEST chompers!
19/8/2020
The Koala Challenge TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend.jpg
The Koala Challenge: TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend 9:56 TikTok has brought us another challenge to CRUSH. All it requires is for one of us to climb the body of the other as if we were conquering Mount Everest.
20/8/2020
1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us.jpg
1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us 10:15 This is NOT pudding... this is Jello... this is ONE GALLON of Jello.
21/8/2020
Too Many Pickles.jpg
Too Many Pickles 14:44 Mark and Ethan hit the open road with nothing in sight but pickles and bears.
22/8/2020
Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away.jpg
Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away 12:41 Rule #1. Always Remember the Buddy System. Mark and Ethan teach you how to pitch a tent when buddy can't see and the other buddy can't hear. Also there's a bear.
23/8/2020
How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree.jpg
How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree 11:02 We here at Camp Unus Annus will show you how to rescue a cat from a tree with our handy dandy Fuzzy Wubble Cat.
24/8/2020
A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night.jpg
A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night 11:17 A quiet, restful night here at Camp Unus Annus.
25/8/2020
How to Safely Bury Your Friend.jpg
How to Safely Bury Your Friend 16:09 When out in the woods, a lot can go wrong. In the case something does, you need to know how to bury your buddy quickly and efficiently enough so they won't get eaten by bears (again)
26/8/2020
Team Building for 2 Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More!.jpg
Team Building for 2: Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More! 15:20 Want to know how to be closer with your team and/or buddy? Let your Camp Unus Annus Counselors, Mark and Ethan, show you how it's done with all of these fun and safe activities! Disclaimer: Activities are only safe when adhering to the Buddy System(tm).
27/8/2020
How to Start a Fire (except don't...).jpg
How to Start a Fire (except don't...) 15:09 Ever wanted to know how to make a fire with your BARE HANDS!? Well you might want to purge those thoughts... there's a fire hazard out there...
28/8/2020
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room.jpg
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room 19:10 Ethan thought it would be an ordinary night at Camp Unus Annus. But Mark had other plans... He prepared the Ultimate Outdoor Escape Room.
29/8/2020
Hunting HeeHoo.jpg
Hunting HeeHoo 14:59 Scarier than Bigfoot. More terrifying than the Yeti. The most dangerous creature is man and he's out for revenge.
30/8/2020
Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus.jpg
Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus? 23:27 Tune in for some real talk about this channel and the year it just so happened to exist in. It's all the tea and hot goss you've been itching for. Also we skip rocks. Or try to.
31/8/2020
Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage.jpg
Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage 12:19 What's the best way to massage your weak, mortal coil? Why, with hot stones, of course.

The Bangers Get Deeper (September 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/9/2020
We Smell Every Smell.jpg
We Smell Every Smell 13:45 Do you smell that? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells.... smelly.
2/9/2020
How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken.jpg
How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken? 14:51 Physics is pretty straightforward on this one. Energy in = Chicken out. Conservation of mass or  something like that... either way we're eatin' good tonight!
3/9/2020
2 Boys 2 Poops.jpg
2 Boys 2 Poops 14:48 We truly are living in the future. Technology has advanced to the point where we can mail our poop to be analyzed by professionals. Wonderful times.
4/9/2020
Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band.jpg
Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band 16:11 What does it truly mean to be in a marching band? Today, Ethan will find out.
5/9/2020
We Finally Drank Our DIY Wine.jpg
We Finally Drank Our DIY Wine 17:52 After a lifetime of waiting, the time has finally come to taste our homemade brew.
6/9/2020
2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test.jpg
2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test 17:02 Ethan is not very good at math. To prove just how not-good he is we decided to take a 4th Grade Times Tables Math test!
7/9/2020
Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors.jpg
Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors 20:03 After improving milk's favorite cookie, the boys are back in search of perfection with their favorite summertime treat.
8/9/2020
We Attempt Pottery Without Amy's Help.jpg
We Attempt Pottery Without Amy's Help 17:15 Scared Potters? You should be. This is an affront to all pottery aficionados out there.
9/9/2020
Can Plants Feel Pain.jpg
Can Plants Feel Pain? 15:45 Plants. We don't understand them and they don't understand us. But could there be a middle ground in the realm of pain? With our superior lie detector technology, we will not be stopped from discovering the truth!
10/9/2020
How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock.jpg
How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock? 15:16 The Shot Put is the Rolls Royce of Track and Field events. It's the one that everyone screams for. You love it. We love it. Let's Put some Shots!
11/9/2020
We Pierced Each Other’s Ears.jpg
We Pierced Each Other’s Ears 13:09 It’s 2020! Why not get bored and pierce our ears???
12/9/2020
We Ate Dog Treats So You Don't Have To.jpg
We Ate Dog Treats So You Don't Have To 16:14 Dog treats... how bad could they possibly be?
13/9/2020
We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away.jpg
We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away 11:50 Amy isn't here right now so we came up with the very good idea to RECREATE Amy! But we might have maybe accidentally made SCP-11325 instead...
14/9/2020
BEYBLADE NUTBALL.jpg
BEYBLADE NUTBALL 10:25 LET IT RIP... into your friend's nutsack
15/9/2020
Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger.jpg
Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger 11:51 McDonalds... Travis Scott... STEP ASIDE, TRASH. It's time for Unus Annus to take center stage in the world of BURG.
16/9/2020
Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda.jpg
Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda 12:21 Oreos... Snow Cones... and now... Soda. We work tirelessly to bring you cutting edge research in the field of absolutely disgusting flavor combinations that no one thought would taste good in the first place.
17/9/2020
Pee Soda.jpg
Pee Soda 10:41 This will be the final time we do ANYTHING pee related on Unus Annus... this is Pee Soda.
18/9/2020
Learning to Use The Force.jpg
Learning to Use The Force 12:18 You ever wanted to blow something up with your mind? Yeah... us too.
19/9/2020
Brick Soccer.jpg
Brick Soccer 11:45 We play soccer with a brick. Shall we say... don't try this at home?
20/9/2020
We Attempt to Make Holy Water.jpg
We Attempt to Make Holy Water 16:30 We Attempt to make Holy Water, DIY style. Will we burst into flames? Will blessings rain down upon us? Will we make the perfect flavor? Find out next time on Unus Annus Z!
21/9/2020
Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box.jpg
Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box 13:21 What horrors lurk within this secret present that Amy sent to us? Will it kill us? Will it aid us? Are we even capable of understanding its true glory?
22/9/2020
Mark Knows What Ethan Did.jpg
Mark Knows What Ethan Did... 3:30 The grip was loose... Ethan thought that he could get away with it but I see the truth... The grip was loose...
23/9/2020
This Video Will Never Make Sense.jpg
This Video Will Never Make Sense 9:03 A unique behind-the-scenes look into The Unus Annus Creative Process! Look deep into the depths of our minds and despair...
24/9/2020
We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water.jpg
We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water 13:41 Can't have the light without the dark, right? Today, to counteract the blessings of our holy water, we create UNHOLY Water
25/9/2020
We Will Churn Thy Butter.jpg
We Will Churn Thy Butter 12:46 Ah butter... the chicken of the bread. Peasant's Gold! The froth from which deliciousness pours. We discover the long forgotten mythical process by which that golden goodness is churned.
26/9/2020
Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics.jpg
Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics 16:07 It's finally time for Backflip Guy to teach Mark how to do a backflip! And other handy dandy gymnastics tips and tricks.
27/9/2020
The Great Ice Cream Cake Race.jpg
The Great Ice Cream Cake Race 13:10 Two boys. Two Cakes. One winner. Loser walks the plank.
28/9/2020
Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle.jpg
Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle 12:11 Two sweaty men step inside the ring. Only one may leave. Probably the guy who's wrestled before.
29/9/2020
Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible.jpg
Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible 13:30 Ethan brought Mark a challenge. And Mark literally cannot back down from a challenge.
30/9/2020
Consuming the World's Hottest Chip.jpg
Consuming the World's Hottest Chip 11:17 Today we attempt the One Chip Challenge.

The Penultimate Month (October 2020)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/10/2020
This Video Went Completely Out of Control.jpg
This Video Went Completely Out of Control 11:40 Totally Normal Egg Toss (GONE WRONG!) (GONE KNIFE!)
2/10/2020
The 1000 High Five Challenge.jpg
The 1000 High Five Challenge 16:43 The real test of friendship are the bruises we make along the way.
3/10/2020
Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer.jpg
Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer 13:35 It's fall, baby. Time to get into the season by doing an old classic: Bobbing for apples
4/10/2020
Mark Breaks His Nose On An Aerial Hoop.jpg
Mark Breaks His Nose On An Aerial Hoop 19:09 Don't let Mark's inevitable Unus Annus injury overshadow the grace and poise on display here today... by Vixen Deville that is. The same can not be said for Mark and Ethan's flailing.
5/10/2020
Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat.jpg
Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat 12:15 Two city boys get sent away to the farm.
6/10/2020
Shooting Archery ON A HORSE.jpg
Shooting Archery ON A HORSE 22:14 Today we learn to channel our inner Orlando Bloom while mounted on a beautiful steed.
7/10/2020
DIY Minesweeper.jpg
DIY Minesweeper 12:47 Break out the metal detector, because once again Mark has cooked up a new excuse to pummel Ethan with a dodgeball.
8/10/2020
Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack.jpg
Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack 12:52 Legends speak of the difficulty of finding the mythical needle in the haystack. Today, we put that legend to the test with not one... but TWO NEEDLES!!
9/10/2020
Drawing on Each Other's Backs in Total Darkness.jpg
Drawing on Each Other's Backs in Total Darkness 13:16 You can't think your art is bad if you can never see it in the first place.
10/10/2020
This is For FUN and NOT a Fetish.jpg
This is For FUN and NOT a Fetish 10:55 Why can't two bros just succ each other with a vacuum???
11/10/2020
Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming.jpg
Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming 8:50 Today, Mark conquers his fear of the deep, dark ocean. The fear of the unknown. The fear... of what lurks below.
12/10/2020
The Painful World of Aerial Silks.jpg
The Painful World of Aerial Silks 33:31 We stretch. We move. We dance. We fly. We silk like no one else before.
13/10/2020
We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay.jpg
We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay 11:52 We will never get another Christmas. Luckily, Ebay is here to help us forget the inevitable end through the power of the Grinch.
14/10/2020
Pumpkin Taste Tier List.jpg
Pumpkin Taste Tier List 17:04 The spirit of halloween. How does it taste? How is the texture? How are the juices? Today, we rank them from least - most halloweeny.
15/10/2020
Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds.jpg
Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds 16:16 We've lost them. NASA last sighted them leaving the orbit of Jupiter. At their current trajectory they will exit the solar system in approximately 29 days.
16/10/2020
Bobbing For Literally Anything But Apples.jpg
Bobbing For Literally Anything But Apples 11:54 This is what it means to go even further beyond the limitations of bobbing for apples. This is the kind of bobbing our forefather's could only DREAM of!
17/10/2020
This Video is Completely Unedited.jpg
This Video is Completely Unedited 10:10 Editors... HAH! Who needs em? This video is completely unedited from start to finish! Even the thumbnail! All of our mistakes, gaffes, and and even our foibles are included as we wax our noses with reckless abandon!
18/10/2020
Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea.jpg
Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea 15:49 Mark asked his mom to tell us if she knew any Korean scary stories. We had NO IDEA what she had in store for us... and just how TRUE and REAL they are!
19/10/2020
Pumpkin Spice “Challenge”.jpg
Pumpkin Spice “Challenge” 8:56
20/10/2020
Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow.jpg
Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow 11:34 Created in man's image... nothing can be scarier than the reflection of ourselves.
21/10/2020
Pressure Washing Our Sins Away.jpg
Pressure Washing Our Sins Away 12:08 We've done a lot of things this year... it's time to cleanse ourselves
22/10/2020
We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR).jpg
We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR) 8:22 Thalassophobia is the fear of the ocean. Which Mark has. So, naturally, we force him to face his fear by throwing him into the deepest end of all.
23/10/2020
Fighting Fish to the Death in the Deep Blue Sea.jpg
Fighting Fish to the Death in the Deep Blue Sea 13:54 Deep Sea Fishing is a relaxing adventure that really let's you get in touch with the ocean and the denizens therein. Let's beat 'em up.
24/10/2020
Cryptid Olympics.jpg
Cryptid Olympics 17:45 Slenderman... The Rake... Jeff the Killer... Famous cryptids all, and with intense training and practice, we too can become the creepiest cryptids of all.
25/10/2020
Phasmophobia in Real Life.jpg
Phasmophobia in Real Life 16:31 We've learned much about ghost hunting throughout this year and now it's time for the final test. We bought the best (cheapest) equipment Amazon could provide and are ready to dive head first into the most haunted house in Los Angeles.
26/10/2020
Edward Pumpkin Hands.jpg
Edward Pumpkin Hands 10:24 Disclaimer: Pumpkins were harmed in the making of this video.
27/10/2020
Blood Bath.jpg
Blood Bath 14:15 What horrors await us in this wretched tub?
28/10/2020
The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest.jpg
The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest 17:02 We didn't know that "sexy skeleton" was a thing... thanks for burning that into our brains Ethan. Welcome to the Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest.
29/10/2020
Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf.jpg
Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf 10:12 The curse of the werewolf has struck Mark in full force, but he's too shy to transform on his own. So Ethan (and Chica) give him a helping paw.
30/10/2020
Ethan Kidnapped Mark.jpg
Ethan Kidnapped Mark 24:13 Mark tortured Ethan in his outdoor escape room many moon ago. Now it's time for Ethan to return the favor with the scariest escape room of all.
31/10/2020
The Truth of Unus Annus.jpg
The Truth of Unus Annus 4:20 One year. That was the deal.

It's Time to Say Goodbye (November 2020 ☹)

Date Thumbnail Title Length Description
1/11/2020
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Accepting the Truth 6:10 Coming to terms with death and accepting it is all part of life. It's almost beautiful in a way. Did you make the most of this year?

The End of Unus Annus - Friday, November 13th starting at 12pm Pacific. Live here on YouTube.

2/11/2020
The Unus Annus Last Supper.jpg
The Unus Annus Last Supper 26:57 If you could choose your last meal on earth, you probably wouldn't choose this.
3/11/2020
Being Brutally Honest with Each Other.jpg
Being Brutally Honest with Each Other 26:13 A year is a long time to get to know someone. It's also just enough time to be annoyed by them. We tell each other what we honestly think.
4/11/2020
Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video.jpg
Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video 45:10 Turns out we made a lot of videos this year, and if you're just joining us now, you may not have the time to watch every one. So, to help you out, we took the time and sanity required to recreate EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO.
5/11/2020
All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened.jpg
All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened 25:12 One year is a lot of videos. We finally spill the beans on the videos that never were.
6/11/2020
Who’s Cutting Onions In Here.jpg
Who’s Cutting Onions In Here??? 22:24 Only REAL men cry. And today we cry a lot.
7/11/2020
The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast.jpg
The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast 16:40 Everyone's all boo-hoo about Unus Annus coming to an end, but have people really forgotten how terrible we actual are? It's time for a roast.
8/11/2020
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God's Fitness Test 22:57 It's all come down to this.... our final fitness challenge.
9/11/2020
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Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests 39:43 We've had the pleasure of meeting so many unique and talented people over our one year. We call as many of them as we can, and say goodbye before the end. HUGE LIST OF ALL THEIR LINKS DOWN BELOW! Please send them lots of love.
10/11/2020
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Everything's Legal If You're Dead 24:49 Mark and Ethan start one of the last day of their lives off right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. And a whole bunch of crime.
11/11/2020
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7 Minutes in Heaven | 7 Minutes in Hell 12:40 What awaits for us in the great beyond?
12/11/2020
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The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover 17:16 Tomorrow's the big day. Just one more sleepy before we say goodbye...
13/11/2020
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Goodbye. 12:00:07 This is it. We will be deleting this channel live on stream. Join us for our final moments.
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