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Contents
- 1 The Start (November 2019)
- 2 So Many Memories (December 2019)
- 3 2020 Is Our Final Year (January 2020)
- 4 Valentines Annus (February 2020)
- 5 The Spiral Upon Them (March 2020)
- 6 The Question Month (April 2020)
- 7 Halfway Mark (May 2020)
- 8 Impossibilities Becoming Realities (June 2020)
- 9 The Beginning of the End (July 2020)
- 10 Camp Unus Annus Time (August 2020)
- 11 The Bangers Get Deeper (September 2020)
- 12 The Penultimate Month (October 2020)
- 13 It's Time to Say Goodbye (November 2020 ☹)
The Start (November 2019)
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15/11/2019 | ![]() |
Unus Annus |
1:52 |
What would you do if you only had a year left to live? Would you squander the time you were given? Or would you make every second count? |
15/11/2019 | ![]() |
Cooking with Sex Toys | 12:42 | Mark and Ethan start the first last day of their lives right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. A tool is useless in the wrong hands, so the boys start cooking the perfect breakfast with the right tools. Sex toys. |
16/11/2019 | ![]() |
Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot | 11:18 | Mark and Ethan prepare their bodies for the afterlife with a Neti Pot Cleanse. This horrifying contraption is designed to clear the sinuses through the application of clean water and brute force. |
17/11/2019 | ![]() |
Hot Dog'd to Death | 11:18 | The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame. |
18/11/2019 | ![]() |
Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank | 13:44 | Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper understanding of one's self and the world as a whole. But they're expensive. So we made our own. |
19/11/2019 | ![]() |
The Good Kind of Cupping | 11:59 | Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup to see if they can compete in the global cup arena. |
20/11/2019 | ![]() |
The Bad Kind of Cupping | 13:36 | To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn't bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups. Mark and Ethan know nothing about it but are committed to trying it for and on themselves. |
21/11/2019 | ![]() |
The Worst Kind of Cupping | 10:17 | It's been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet... and it's never been the same since. Mark and Ethan google deep to discover where they are now... Also Mark has never seen it... |
22/11/2019 | ![]() |
Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls | 7:30 | It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it's coming for you all the same. |
23/11/2019 | ![]() |
Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark | 12:08 | In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other's makeup in a pitch black room. Which one will get mascara in the eye? |
24/11/2019 | ![]() |
Baby Hands Operation | 8:29 | Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives. |
25/11/2019 | ![]() |
Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost | 18:02 | In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what you are about to see is disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised. |
26/11/2019 | ![]() |
2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition | 16:49 | 2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark's van very soon. |
27/11/2019 | ![]() |
Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...) | 12:24 | Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all. |
28/11/2019 | ![]() |
Play-Doh Thanksgiving | 10:35 | Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that's fun to play with and not to eat! Don't eat Play-Doh. **Sorry for the audio issues! Life is full of mistakes you can never take back...** |
29/11/2019 |
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Helium Therapy | 14:55 | As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark's friendship grows stronger. |
30/11/2019 | ![]() |
Drawing Memes from Memory | 10:53 |
These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our subconscious and reacting to each other's interpretations of said memes. |
So Many Memories (December 2019)
Date | Thumbnail | Title | Length | Description |
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1/12/2019 | ![]() |
1 Man 100
Accents |
10:44 | Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world. |
2/12/2019 | ![]() |
An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die |
9:44 | A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and slightly scary ways. Can this A.I. predict how we will die? |
3/12/2019 | ![]() |
Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond | 15:09 | Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process. |
4/12/2019 | ![]() |
The Chubby Gummy Challenge | 11:57 | Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as gross as you'd think. |
5/12/2019 | ![]() |
We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It | 15:34 | Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it. |
6/12/2019 | ![]() |
Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room | 25:25 | Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet... THE COURTYARD. |
7/12/2019 | ![]() |
Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat | 6:41 | The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark's precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel. |
8/12/2019 | ![]() |
There's Still Hope... | 2:27 | The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we'll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe... just maybe, we'll be able to make a miracle happen. |
9/12/2019 | ![]() |
Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral | 11:43 | A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our reacreation. |
10/12/2019 | ![]() |
The Great Meat Mistake | 16:16 | The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world. |
11/12/2019 | ![]() |
Acupuncture Is NOT Painful | 17:01 | Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture |
12/12/2019 | ![]() |
Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank | 13:01 | We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you'll float to! |
13/12/2019 | ![]() |
Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom | 7:13 | Death is always watching... and in this case, it has a paintball gun. |
14/12/2019 | ![]() |
We Made Nude Paintings of Each Other | 10:12 | Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the point. |
15/12/2019 | ![]() |
You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win | 9:43 | You blew us away with the incredible music you crafted in honor of The Barrel. Now The Barrel can live on in our memories. All of the participants in this video are linked below. Please send love to them and everyone who made music by searching #RIPTheBarrel |
16/12/2019 | ![]() |
We Had To Drink Each Other's Pee | 15:45 | Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine. |
17/12/2019 | ![]() |
Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement | 9:46 | Strange noises have been emanating from Mark's basement. He dares not venture down there. He is no fool. But he knows a fool. He knows the most foolish fool there is... |
18/12/2019 | ![]() |
Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button | 8:09 | You helped us reach our goal faster than we ever thought possible. And true to our word, we set out to hand deliver the Golden Play Button directly to one of you! |
19/12/2019 | ![]() |
Ethan's Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon | 12:49 | As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time. |
20/12/2019 | ![]() |
Taped and Afraid | 14:38 | Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape Sculpture and Ethan... what's the worst that could happen? Surely Ethan wouldn't be foolish enough to tape Mark's mouth over so he can't breathe right? ...right? |
21/12/2019 | ![]() |
What Was the Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured? | 19:11 | We're bringing Tier Lists into the 2020s with our Pain Scale to benchmark our most painful experiences. |
22/12/2019 | ![]() |
Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye | 8:12 | In the spirit of giving, we set to work to fill up Mark's sleigh with the help of our good pal JackSepticEye |
23/12/2019 | ![]() |
Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy | 11:44 | Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars. Shoot for the north pole and you'll land about three inches from where you started. |
24/12/2019 | ![]() |
Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog) | 14:13 | Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every Christmas. |
25/12/2019 | ![]() |
Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will | 9:08 | In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick. |
26/12/2019 | ![]() |
Preserving Ourselfs in Wax | 15:38 | Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax. |
27/12/2019 | ![]() |
Beating Inanimate Objects to Death | 12:01 | In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or friendship is safe when the boys get a lead pipe in their hands. |
28/12/2019 | ![]() |
Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse? | 22:02 | Here at Unus Annus we've already rated our worst Physical Pains... so now it's time to rank our Emotional Pain. Watch with care as we discuss the most traumatic experiences of our lives. |
29/12/2019 | ![]() |
Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video) | 13:49 | Crucifixion was abolished a long time ago but no one was around to stop us so we took some duct tape and tried to attach each other to the walls and doors. Amy, please don't watch this video. |
30/12/2019 | ![]() |
You Blink You Lose | 13:05 | The eyes are the window into the soul. You better not look away... you might miss something. |
31/12/2019 | ![]() |
2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test | 21:45 | The Presidential Fitness Test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the government. Are we still up to the task? Are we still fit? |
2020 Is Our Final Year (January 2020)
Valentines Annus (February 2020)
The Spiral Upon Them (March 2020)
The Question Month (April 2020)
Halfway Mark (May 2020)
Impossibilities Becoming Realities (June 2020)
The Beginning of the End (July 2020)
Camp Unus Annus Time (August 2020)
The Bangers Get Deeper (September 2020)
The Penultimate Month (October 2020)
It's Time to Say Goodbye (November 2020 ☹)
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