Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

"Mark? Do you like toys?"

-Ethan, to Mark.

Poopsie Sparkly Critters is the fourteenth video uploaded to the Unus Annus platform created three hundred fifty-two, eleven hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty-nine seconds into its existence. In the video, Mark and Ethan purchase a children's product called Poopsie Sparkly Critters, alongside other toys, and review them.

Official Description
''Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.''

Posing a Question
The video starts when Ethan asks Mark if he liked toys or not, then proceeding to showcase an advertisement for a child's product called Poopsie Sparkly Critters. After witnessing the absurdity of the product, the two proceeded to venture to Target to purchase the toys for themselves.

A Trip to the Toy's Aisle
After arriving at Target, the two made their way to the toy's aisle where Mark found a different toy called a BLO-rocket which he decided to purchase as well. With the rocket in hand, the two found the Critters and bought four containers of them along with Mark's rocket.

Modern Toys for Modern Children
Arriving back home, the two played around with Mark's BLO-rockets for a while before experimenting with the Sparkly Critters.

Characters

 * Mark
 * Ethan

Organizations/Products

 * Unus Annus
 * Poopsie Slime Surprise (first appearance)